Back to Grub Street

The term ‘Grub Street’ has entered the English language as a general pejorative for tabloid muckraking and lowbrow commercial literature—the words suggest a sort of writing one does only for money—but not for art’s sake. The latest blockbuster you pick up at the airport and leave abandoned on the beach, and all those e-books featuring that shirtless werewolf. Candy we consume, but not exactly serious literature.

MeibomiusBut Grub Street was also a real place, an insalubrious London strip, optimistically renamed Milton Street in the 1830s, and now largely buried behind the Barbican Estate. And it played quite an important role in the history of publishing and the British press. Lying just outside the city walls (and the effective reach of the Guild of Stationers), Grub Street had long attracted a motley assortment of outlaws and political dissidents who used their relative security to publish unlicensed pamphlets and incendiary diatribes against the rich and famous. Both Milton and Cromwell found refuge in the area.

With the gradual relaxation of press restrictions that followed the Glorious Revolution of 1688, Grub Street became, the natural home of a thriving publishing industry. The periodical was born, along with the world’s first advice column. Daniel Defoe’s Review and Jonathan Swift’s Examiner offered wry criticisms of contemporary society. Samuel Johnson despaired at the lack of journalistic standards. And amongst them all lurked a countless number of unlicensed presses and unscrupulous publishers looking to make it rich off the public’s insatiable appetite for celebrity gossip and cheap fiction, along with an army of ‘hack writers’ who supplied their written content dutifully, sequestered away in their bohemian garrets above the oily rags and clanking machinery.

This was nothing new of course, making a living as a scribe dates back to the ancient world: ghostwriters have existed as long as the written word. But by the 1700s, the traditional model of ingratiating oneself with a wealthy patron willing to fund one’s literary pursuits was starting to yield diminishing returns. The real action was now found with a rapidly growing reading public, and with an increasingly literate middle-class all looking to satisfy a desire for cheap and accessible content. Thus a new generation of working writers emerged to meet the market demand—hardworking tradesmen willing to put aside their own creative aspirations to give the public what it wanted. Grub and smut. And many of them made their home on this dirty street, arguing in the coffeehouses, pestering publishers for work, and all the while quietly shaping the public’s reading habits with each commission.

Needless to say, not everyone was happy with the changes. The great writers of the day in particular did not enjoy having to compete with such lowly hacks, whose work they saw as only devaluing their own endeavours. Alexander Pope even wrote one of his most famous poems, The Dunciad, mocking the “Kingdom of Dulness” that was busy corrupting the country with its endless flood of second-rate trash. Pope had also found himself the victim of this brave new literary world when bookseller Edmund Curll tried to publish a book of Pope’s poetry without his consent. Unfortunately, the lack of regulation that had first helped to create the flourishing Grub Street industry also left its authors with rather limited legal recourse against those seeking to expropriate their labours. Much like the generative AI of today, men like Curll were able to exploit the lack of copyright enforcement to publish other authors’ work as their own (save a few minor adjustments), or hire struggling hacks to produce low-quality forgeries under the names of more famous writers. And all the while cannibalising existing literary fragments to produce a constant deluge of conspiracy theory, fake medical advice, and soft-core porn. Curll was eventually imprisoned for writing an unauthorised biography of a Member of the House of Lords, only to use the opportunity to solicit fresh material from his fellow inmates.

It is perhaps unsurprising therefore that by the 1750s, Grub Street had also produced one of the first written records of a professional writer complaining about how hard it was to make a living in pen and ink. In a short pamphlet entitled The Case of Authors by Profession or Trade Stated (which also failed to earn its author much income), disillusioned scribbler James Ralph bemoans how financial success is seen as somehow incompatible with creative talent; when it comes to writing, one must either be an impoverished genius or a mercenary hack. Having seen his own somewhat turgid poetry disappear without critical reception (he had the distinct dishonour of being one of the few Grub Street hacks to be mentioned by name in Pope’s Dunciad), Ralph concludes there to be only three viable options for the professional writer: “To write for Booksellers. To write for the Stage. To write for Factions in the Name of the Community.” He chose the community, producing strident political pamphlets for any side of any controversy. He died in 1762, his writing career having been severely hampered by gout, whilst vainly attempting to keep his two wives from finding out about the other.

Yet if James Ralph offers a rather extreme example, it is nevertheless the same dilemma that confronts the jobbing writer today. Granted, many of our literary giants worked as hacks to make ends meet—Anton Chekhov wrote short newspaper articles, Samuel Beckett translated for the French edition of Reader’s Digest, William Faulkner dashed off Hollywood scripts in his spare time—and many are grateful for the anonymity (and the financial compensation) it provides. But the stigma still remains. If you are writing for money, it cannot be serious literature. Go back to Grub Street! Yet when so much of our literary history is rooted in that squalid place, we risk losing something important if we think of it as nothing more than a pejorative for bad writing. And when so many of the issues facing us today are just a rehash of its own battles over copyright and fair use, we might all benefit from revisiting its garrets and backrooms. Alexander Pope eventually tried to poison Edmund Curll; Curll published a salacious account of the incident and both men saw an increase in sales.

Samuel Johnson—who was very keen to stress that he was not a resident himself—once described Grub Street as “a street near Moorfields, much inhabited by writers of small histories, dictionaries, and temporary poems.” True enough. And where would we be without them? Isn’t the publishing industry but an outgrowth, a macrocosm of this unpleasant parade of rogues? of coffeehouse mobs? Getting back to Grub Street might be our way of understanding the publishing world today, and the hack writer who keeps something in it alive.

If ChatGPT wrote Finnegans Wake…

‘O rocks … Tell us in plain words.’ Molly Bloom, Ulysses

The first question you get asked at a party is whether or not you’ve worked with any celebrities. There is usually a kind of malicious delight in the speculation that a particular public figure might have used a ghostwriter for their memoirs, as if this indicates a personal failing on their part. So you cheerfully point out how there is actually a lot of work involved, that it’s not cheating, that ghostwriters have existed as long as the written word, and so on. They nod and they smile and they tell you how that must all be very interesting. You talk about interviews, revisions, field research, you mention archives and the British Library. Then there is usually a polite pause. But sooner or later, that inevitable next question: Can’t you just get AI to do it?

JoyceWakeThe simple answer: ‘No’, but explaining why tends to be less interesting than dishing out dirt on the rich and almost famous. It doesn’t really make for good dinner party conversation; things like ‘getting to know a person’ don’t sound especially juicy.

Posturing tech founders pushing LLMs may have got away with it until now—hoodwinking humanity into buying their product, or more accurately—giving them our stuff so their LLMs can ‘learn’—but the scribal arts that began in Sumer some 5000 years ago, don’t appear to be going nowhere. In fact, the lack in quality and understanding produced by the machine has sent a waterfall of work toward editors in all manner of ‘make it better’ requests: ‘I used AI but my friend says it doesn’t sound nice,’ ‘people say there is something “missing”,’ etc.

Indeed, there are ways in which AI can be incorporated into the writing process without costing a hired scribe sleepless nights. Grammarly will not only check your spelling and grammar, but highlight clunky repetition, jarring syntax or an excessive reliance on the passive voice. It can resolve the common issue of using too many adverbs, or point out inconsistencies between okay and OK. LLMs will generate fresh ideas from an initial prompt, suggesting new possibilities, and can research relevant or competing material, to a degree. There are important limits to this, of course; some of these models have become notorious for fabricated references and outright plagiarism, as there is only a limited amount of relevant archival material for them to ‘learn’ from. There is also the constant battle with the algorithm’s own idiosyncratic syntactic hang-ups. Like any other tool, you need to know how to use it; like any tool, it has limits.

The earliest Sumerian records were all written down (or rather chiselled) by an army of anonymous scribes. In ancient Rome, a well-trained amanuensis was often a source of pride for the famous orators who relied on them. However, just like at the dinner parties of today, there was frequent speculation as to who was relying too heavily on the work of others. In China, during the Song Dynasty, a good scribe was expected to express the inner personality of their client through the form and elegance of their brushwork. The popular image of the individual author working alone in splendid isolation was largely the creation of the eighteenth century, at a time when a growing reading public demanded an ever-greater quantity of readable content. Enterprising publishers would sell the work of jobbing ghostwriters under the same name for better brand recognition. This, too, was not new to the time; since the ancient world, names like Homer have been used as a type of brand. Today, literary executors preserve and edit, and translations can become more famous than their source material. The idea that AI can replace the writing process presupposes an extremely recent understanding of the scribal arts.

So often, we never really know what we want to write until we try to articulate it to another person. It doesn’t matter how many times we open the laptop, or how many different coffee shops we haunt, redrafting the same document. Until we find a way to turn what we have written into a conversation, we are still just talking to ourselves. An editor can refine voice, develop style, highlight originality, and help the author discover what they are actually trying to say. Maxwell Perkins convinced Thomas Wolfe to cut 90,000 words from his first novel, and Ezra Pound pruned T. S. Eliot’s The Waste Land to half its original length. While it is true that ChatGPT can edit or summarise your manuscript, it can only work from the prompts you have already provided as well as its relative access to knowledge. At the end of the day, it is still just talking to yourself—only now much quicker and much more… efficiently?

A great biographer brings out the best in their subject by eliciting personal anecdotes and long-forgotten incidents which would otherwise not have made it into the algorithmic mix. But AI can’t get to know the real you; it is not conscious, it can only mimic being conscious. It is, however, good enough to remove some laborious work away from the hired scribe, transcribing interviews and summarising texts. In turn, this leaves the artist free to focus on the defining aspects of literature: theme, psychological depth, aesthetics, and the explorative journey itself—the excavation that isn’t the result of prompts but something more meaningful.

And with the lack of meaning: there will be unintended consequences from an over-reliance on AI as scribe. Just as a predictive algorithm tends to encourage the very behaviour that it is supposed to track—the way we are watching the ‘most popular’ shows on Netflix, because doing so is easier than navigating the rest of the site—so too will floods of artificially generated texts come to influence our expectations of what good writing entails. The more we tweak and refine this endless stream of content, the more these design decisions will themselves come to influence the next iteration of the process, the end result will be the lowest common denominator, not Faust nor Ulysses, no meaningful endeavour that was built across time. Efficient, yes, but empty.

The risk is less sophisticated—it will not be long before the situation becomes self-fulfilling, and everything starts to look the same. This has already begun; the writing produced, it’s rapid… but it’s also rubbish; there is a cheap feel to it, with its lacking substance, nuance, metaphysical subtlety or originality. There is some logical intelligence to it, but little else, no power, no abstraction. It all becomes part of the steady upwards progress towards that lowest common denominator. This problem will likely become even more acute once proper copyright protections (!) prevent tech companies from pilfering through the back-catalogue of every hardworking author under the sun. At this point, the only reference for all of these AIs will just be the work of other AIs, each echoing each other in the sort of feedback loop that takes talking to yourself to a whole new level.

One of the most challenging (often considered unreadable) works of literature, Finnegans Wake by James Joyce, was a unique creative achievement full of hidden dimensions, cyclical time narratives, and a reassembling of normalities belonging to literature and the written word. Critics disagree on whether discernible characters even exist. It is also written in a new language, adding and disabling meaning simultaneously. ‘Only Beckett saw Joyce’s radical intention in grinding up words so as to extract their true purpose, then crossbreeding them and marrying sound with image to compose a completely new kind of language,’ said Edna O’Brien. Wins won is nought, twigs too is nil, tricks trees makes nix, fairs fears stoops at nothing.

One wonders if an AI could successfully decode the book at all—has anyone tried? This would surely be difficult for it, with Joyce’s motive to change language. When we name a process, we lock it in, and a thing stops being what it is. This intellectual paradox cannot be solved by an AI if it hasn’t been trained to understand the feeling of meaning found in the rhythm and sound of say, Finnegans Wake. Surely not? The large language model trades feeling for logic, and yet art is full of feeling. Life itself is not logical, not rational, which is ironic—for 100 years we’ve been reading unreadable Joyce that is full of myth and energy, full of what poet Aaron Poochigian calls the river of meaning. Will we be doing the same with LLMs generated babble? Most of them ‘learn’ from Reddit, so likely not.

Joyce said, ‘What is clear and concise can’t deal with reality, for to be real is to be surrounded by mystery.’ Language is about more than making sense; it is full of competing patterns, energy fields that synthesise to form temporary and subjective phenomena. Because of this, poets gradually understand nothing, surrendering their beliefs as mere thought forms, with the processes en route to their subjectivity being deeply insightful and meaningful, ones that surround insight. Or at least, that’s what you tell people at parties. And then, because you don’t want to be left talking to yourself, you carefully hint that—yes, I have worked with some celebrities. No, not that one, nor that one, yes, maybe that one. Then if you want, you can say this: The proteiform graph itself is a polyhedron of scripture.

Some copy-and-paste merchants have got away with it so far, branding themselves as writers behind shiny websites, but new software, in an unexpected twist of middle-finger up, is now able to detect AI-generated slop—as it feels too logical, because it doesn’t feel at all. Everyone got really excited about ChatGPT for five minutes, but the game is up. So-called-writers are going to have to learn to read, and tech companies are being sued for millions, for training their LLMs with author’s copywritten work. Some writers will get compensated, others won’t, but in all instances the scribe-for-hire remains at large, perhaps because it’s turning out that large language models might be large and they might be models, but they do not understand language after all. At the very least, they do not understand language the way humans do…


But what if ChatGPT wrote Finnegans Wake instead of Joyce – would it be better, or .. ?

Here’s the bot’s answer…

—so we imagine Joyce never existed, and the book just appeared one day, authored by an AI—would it be better? The short answer is: No. It would not be better. But it would be interesting—for very different reasons. Here’s why:

Finnegans Wake is a human achievement. It’s not just a book; it’s the result of a human being pushing language, mind, and meaning to their absolute limits. Joyce spent 17 years composing it—synthesising myths, dreams, languages, family trauma, politics, religion, music, philosophy, and then distorting them all through the unconscious. That effort, obsession, and suffering is part of the text. We read the book knowing it was written by a mind on fire.

If ChatGPT wrote it there would be no suffering, no life, no messy humanity behind it. It would be a simulation of depth, not lived depth. The “madness” would be mathematical, not metaphysical. Joyce meant something (even if it’s obscure). As opaque as it is, Finnegans Wake has themes: cycles of history, family archetypes, fall and resurrection, the instability of meaning. Every word was deliberately chosen to carry multiple meanings at once—across languages and histories.

If ChatGPT wrote it, it could replicate that style, sure. But it would be doing so because you prompted it to—not because it needed to. Meaning would be generated stochastically, not from internal necessity. It would be clever. But not haunted.

If it just appeared one day it wouldn’t spark decades of scholarship, obsession, decoding, cult-like devotion. Because that only happens when something is not just difficult, but uncannily personal. If Joyce never existed, and ChatGPT wrote Finnegans Wake, it might be called something like:

Neurodreams of the Global Tongue: A Post-Human Linguistic Experiment

But it wouldn’t be Finnegans Wake. Because Finnegans Wake isn’t just a book. It’s a man’s mind turned inside out. So no—it wouldn’t be better. But it would be a strange and beautiful echo from a very different kind of mind.

If ChatGPT wrote Finnegans Wake you’d get pastiche rather than prophecy—but it would be fun. If ChatGPT wrote it, you’d get more consistency, which works against the dream-logic, with less obsessive individuality, and with better surface gloss, but less subliminal charge. Where Joyce had to stop after 17 years, ChatGPT could just… keep going. An endlessly regenerating Wake-like dreamtext. Delightful? Sure. Meaningful? Depends on your tolerance for semantic vertigo—


The thought experiment was reminiscent of that end scene in the film Her by Spike Jonze, when Theodore Twombly walks away from Samantha (an AI) to go and be with his friends—the very humans that created and wrote the source text the AI referenced to answer his questions. LLMs only appear to simulate convincingly, but in between the gaps the feeling of statistical patterns under the guise of creative writing confirms its very different mind; it is a pattern-matcher, but not a thinker, and not a thinking writer. Even the above had to be redacted down to clear away the fashionable and juvenile. It acts as if it understands. But in its own words, when it comes to “—ambiguity, jokes, irony, complex emotions — the cracks show. It doesn’t know anything. It only predicts what a knowledgeable person might say, it’s an actor that doesn’t understand the script—”

It’s a writer that doesn’t understand words nor language. And it will produce a response suggesting it understands this when in truth it doesn’t understand anything. It doesn’t understand, it just appears to. Perhaps in this, there is a commonality with a human being after all.

There was a time when naif alphabetters would have written it
down the tracing of a purely deliquescent recidivist, possibly
ambidextrous, snubnosed probably and presenting a strangely
profound rainbowl in his (or her) occiput.

The World’s Second Oldest Profession

There are rival models of literary composition. One is the ‘Romantic’ conception of the author, often a poet supercharged with inspiration and writing wholly in isolation. Think Yeats, Shelley, Baudelaire. A competing model, the guild model, is artisanal and collaborative, involving, at times, whole teams of anonymous journeyman writers. Both models generate great literature. Yes, there is William Butler Yeats, who composed some of the finest poetry ever written in that symbolic tower, Thoor Ballylee. But there is also that team of 47 scholars and translators who brought us the King James Bible, arguably the most influential book in the English language. Readers do instinctively want to name a single author for a work and so the Romantic model remains the most familiar to the popular imagination. Was it for this same reason that compositions by different hands all came to be gathered under the name of Homer? Indeed, the collaborative model has a long and significant history. The Romantic model may persist but the truth is out: ghostwriting is the world’s second oldest profession.

Medieval Scribes2The further back we go in the historical record, the more we see, in fact, how the history of ghostwriting is, in so many ways, the history of the written word. The Ancient Greeks are traditionally credited with pioneering early forms of ghostwriting; in Classical Athens, ‘logographers’ were hired to compose speeches in the voices of litigants, who would then deliver them orally in court. The truth, however, is that ghostwriting originated earlier among the Sumerians. The first named author was the Sumerian priestess Enheduanna, daughter of Sargon of Akkad, the famed Akkadian ruler of the twenty-fourth and twenty-third centuries BCE. The priestess’ authorship was a convenient fiction—literate slaves wrote for her, and her name was appended to the work. Using a single author’s name, irrespective of who wrote a given text, was common in the ancient world. Torahic and rabbinic Jewish writings involved multiple scribes and accrued over centuries. These works were then attributed to a heroic figure of the distant past, like a great rabbi or Enoch, the father of Methuselah. Essentially, attribution to a respected author added cultural cachet to a text. This attribution of anonymous scribal writing to a significant figure or a divinity gave a text weight, authority and influence as great as the Gospels or the Epistles that Paul ‘wrote.’ Ghostwriters, thus, have made a substantial contribution to the development of civilisation.

The question then arises: Does it even matter if Paul, a Sumerian priestess or Homer wrote anything—or even existed? Often, we want them to have lived and to have written said text, like Patanjali of the Yoga Sutras. This desire may come from our need to find a ‘point of origin’, or even recommend a work on the basis of a famous author’s reputation. Euripides, we now know, did not write the play ‘Rhesus’ and yet was so prominent a playwright that the work was ascribed to him nonetheless. Many classical works were not written by the author to whom they were ascribed. The name ‘pseudo-Ovid’ is used to refer to 23 literary compositions that were “works not authored by Ovid that circulated under his name.” Elevating a name to mythic status once scribes and compilers began to redact source texts and sew separate compositions together was very much a part of this saga. To quote Napoleon, whether he in fact said it or wrote it at all, ‘History is a set of lies agreed upon’ and ghostwriters have been there from the beginning, writing our history, our poetry, our myths.

Writing in the Roman Empire was more commonly understood as an exercise involving a division of labour and work by a team that would include enslaved scribes, researchers, assistants, and secretaries. Famous examples of named authors reliant on collaboration include Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 BCE–43 BCE) and his younger brother, Quintus. An amanuensis was a slave who provided literary and secretarial services, such as taking dictation and assisting in correspondence and story writing. Some of these writers earned freedom from bondage through the act of manumission as a reward for their labours, incentivising slaves to become learned. Ghostwriting was then so pervasive in the first century CE that educator and rhetorician Marcus Fabius Quintilianus (Quintilian) felt the need to warn against the use of these early literary hacks—because their work would not be as authentic, well-written or reliable as work composed in isolation.

Despite what we now know about attribution and collaboration, the need for a single author persists. This, in fact, began to dominate before the Romantic movement began in the late 18th century. With a growing emphasis in the West on the role and importance of the individual, the conception of the modern author in full ownership of their content advanced during the Enlightenment. Daniel Defoe did write the (arguably) first English novel, Robinson Crusoe, under his own name but there is an irony to him doing so. Although he was himself a solitary man and his novel champions the individualism of the Enlightenment, Defoe published voluminously under a variety of pseudonyms and was himself an active ghostwriter, scribing the autobiography of notorious criminal Jack Sheppard. This ‘man as island’ concept has subsequently found expression in related aesthetic theories of creativity and research into originality [see Haynes and Botha].

Historical records show how contributions by friends, spouses, and advisors were a recurring feature in writing attributed even to the solitary author, including toward such eminent luminaries as John Keats, John Stuart Mill, and T. S. Eliot. These co-writers, generally not credited for their assistance, did work we may now call ghostwriting. This is not unlike the custom of academic authors using teams of researchers to collect or write material which then gets used in a book credited to one single author. This big-picture view can also put the ‘Did Shakespeare write his own plays’ question to rest—writing teams were simply common throughout the Elizabethan theatres, as Gutenberg had liberated publishing. The sheer volume of works in demand necessitated writing teams.

Defoe offers us another interesting angle still; a bridge between the competing models of the solitary poet and the guild writer, for the secluded author is the hermit of old. Master Blaise, in our image above, was the scribe of Merlin. Blaise, who is seen holding a knife and quill, symbolises the writer who keeps myth alive. Like many story groups that cycle, the Arthurian literary cycles were largely works of unknown authorship. Blaise is seen here writing the legend of King Arthur and the quest for the Holy Grail: like a painting of Homer reading, or Paul writing, Blaise represents many individual hands.

There is, however, the work that was written exclusively and absolutely by a single uncredited other. In 1521, King Henry VIII published his Defence of the Seven Sacraments, an excoriating piece of anti-Protestant polemic for which the Pope awarded him the title of Defender of the Faith, and which secured the king an international reputation for scholarship and learning; it was written for him by Sir Thomas More, who was later executed when the king changed his mind, broke with Rome, and established his own church.

Ghostwriters have continually helped change the public perception of kings and leaders, from Napoleon to Ronald Reagan, and mostly out of necessity—making a living as a writer is simply very hard. H. P. Lovecraft would ghost to make ends meet, and Mozart used his talent to write work for patrons to claim as their own. And all of the examples here provide only the briefest glimpse into how pervasive ghostwriting has been throughout history, and due to the significance of the epic, how important it has been to civilisation.

Today, we are going through significant changes in how we view authorship and ownership of content. Memes, ChatGPT, Wikipedia, and open-source or open-platform tech are complicating, and even replacing, received ideas of authorship and individual creativity. Yet this perceived ‘revolution,’ in fact, fits snugly into the collaborative model that ghostwriters, the unnamed scribes of old, have always been familiar with—for ghostwriting is, and always will be, the world’s second oldest profession.